Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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