Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
