i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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