No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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