Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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