I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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