Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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