Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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