If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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