that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You left your phone here
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