i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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