Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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