The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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