So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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