Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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