i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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