If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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