I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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