hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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