Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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