You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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