KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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