who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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