On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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