we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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