There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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