Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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