i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
