btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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