Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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