HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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