i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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