No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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