no. you can't hotbox the world.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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