i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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