yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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