So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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