That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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