He asked me if I "almost moaned"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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