You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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