On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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