Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
last night I used snow as a chaser
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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