we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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