Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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