There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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