So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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