But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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