Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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