If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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