i barfeds in our rink
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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