CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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