so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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