called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
