I feel like I'm in dance class right now
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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