Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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