My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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