Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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