people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize